May 2011
oh my god tourettes guy i laugh even thinking...
May 1st
May 1st
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April 2011
Apr 30th
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i used to take tap dancing lessons when i was 8 but the teacher got mad because i went in too big a circle so she told me to go in a smaller circle so i went in a tiny circle and she said if you dont want to be in this class then you can leave and i left and my mom got mad and i never went back
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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hindouche: sk8rgrl: stonedelk: tumblingwithstyle: People who wear visers: bros asian people tourists tennis players People that don’t like sun in their eyes  not bald people
Apr 30th
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yahoomusic asks: do you surf the internet much? what types of things do you do online.
george_harrison_live: no.
george_harrison_live: i never surf
george_harrison_live: i don't know the password
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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its only april why are there mosqitajkhsdbfals in my room i just got bit by one aww
Apr 30th
mac n cheese is good
Apr 30th
new music blog yep →
Apr 30th
does anybody else remember that old screensaver where the dog would dig a hole in the screen and pull out and the chips and stuff and then the guy would go bad dog i used to watch that shit for hours
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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brianmayiswatchingyou: I don’t understand how guys still miss the toilet when they pee. Haven’t you had years of training?   ohoho ive come across womens rooms that had peepee on the seat to so peepee omg
Apr 30th
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Trying to Give Myself a Circumcison
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is trying to give myself a circumcision.  My parents never did it to me because of my family’s religious beliefs.  So, I tried to do it myself by following some instructions on the Internet.  The procedure didn’t go too well and now my penis looks disgusting and is in constant pain. [Male, 15]  omg
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
macca-: john krasinski is adorable and cute and i love him
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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I SAID FUCK YOU FIRST SO FUCK YOU
Apr 30th
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I DONT GIVE A SHIT SHIT SHIT
Apr 30th
I HOPE THE NEXT MOVIE HES IN HE GETS BLOWN TO...
THERELL BE RICK MORANIS SHIT EVERYWHERE
Apr 30th
WHO THE HELL IS RICK MORANIS
Apr 30th
I DONT GIVE A DEAD MOOSES LAST SHIT!
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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I HAVE TO POOP
LOL IM GOING TO TAKE THE COMPUTER IN THE BATHROOMM AND PLAY MINECRAFT ON THE TOILET
Apr 30th
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dildo-baggins: id kill myself too if my last name was COOOOMBS  IM SITITNG HER E LAGHUING MY FAC E OF OMGJHGFHG
Apr 30th
ITS EASY FOR DENNIS TO GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE DENNIS...
Apr 30th
UPDATE
dildo-baggins: shitting-in-my-tin-can: APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT SO FUCK HIM kiana wghak rq yioue doibg  TOURETTES GUY OMG
Apr 30th
BUTT FUCK!
Apr 30th
UPDATE
APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT SO FUCK HIM
Apr 30th
TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES
FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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ILL SHOVE A CAN OF PRINGLES UP THAT PREACHERS ASS...
Apr 30th
THATS NOT MICKEY MOUSE THATS JUST TIT DIRT
Apr 30th
I have a phobia of calling people on the phone.
Apr 30th
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I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS CHICKEN SHIT BULL SHIT
Apr 30th
ohyou-prettythings asked: WHY ARE YOU INSULTING ME?! D:
Apr 30th
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WHERES MY FUCKING GLASSES
Apr 30th