oh my god tourettes guy i laugh even thinking...
i used to take tap dancing lessons when i was 8 but the teacher got mad because i went in too big a circle so she told me to go in a smaller circle so i went in a tiny circle and she said if you dont want to be in this class then you can leave and i left and my mom got mad and i never went back
hindouche: sk8rgrl: stonedelk: tumblingwithstyle: People who wear visers: bros asian people tourists tennis players People that don’t like sun in their eyes not bald people
yahoomusic asks: do you surf the internet much? what types of things do you do online.
george_harrison_live: i never surf
george_harrison_live: i don't know the password
its only april why are there mosqitajkhsdbfals in my room i just got bit by one aww
mac n cheese is good
new music blog yep →
does anybody else remember that old screensaver where the dog would dig a hole in the screen and pull out and the chips and stuff and then the guy would go bad dog i used to watch that shit for hours
brianmayiswatchingyou: I don’t understand how guys still miss the toilet when they pee. Haven’t you had years of training? ohoho ive come across womens rooms that had peepee on the seat to so peepee omg
Trying to Give Myself a Circumcison
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is trying to give myself a circumcision. My parents never did it to me because of my family’s religious beliefs. So, I tried to do it myself by following some instructions on the Internet. The procedure didn’t go too well and now my penis looks disgusting and is in constant pain. [Male, 15] omg
macca-: john krasinski is adorable and cute and i love him
I SAID FUCK YOU FIRST SO FUCK YOU
I DONT GIVE A SHIT SHIT SHIT
I HOPE THE NEXT MOVIE HES IN HE GETS BLOWN TO...
THERELL BE RICK MORANIS SHIT EVERYWHERE
WHO THE HELL IS RICK MORANIS
I DONT GIVE A DEAD MOOSES LAST SHIT!
I HAVE TO POOP
LOL IM GOING TO TAKE THE COMPUTER IN THE BATHROOMM AND PLAY MINECRAFT ON THE TOILET
dildo-baggins: id kill myself too if my last name was COOOOMBS IM SITITNG HER E LAGHUING MY FAC E OF OMGJHGFHG
ITS EASY FOR DENNIS TO GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE DENNIS...
dildo-baggins: shitting-in-my-tin-can: APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT SO FUCK HIM kiana wghak rq yioue doibg TOURETTES GUY OMG
APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT SO FUCK HIM
TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES
FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT
ILL SHOVE A CAN OF PRINGLES UP THAT PREACHERS ASS...
THATS NOT MICKEY MOUSE THATS JUST TIT DIRT
I have a phobia of calling people on the phone.
I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS CHICKEN SHIT BULL SHIT
ohyou-prettythings asked: WHY ARE YOU INSULTING ME?! D:
WHERES MY FUCKING GLASSES