godsavethequeef replied to your post: godsavethequeef replied to your post: also i like… THERE IS SO MUCH I LOVE ABOUT THIS AND YOU!!! I WANT TO KEEP YOU IN MY POCKET AND WE CAN CUDDLE WITH WARM PAPER AND LISTEN TO WONDERFUL MUSIC! and we can do the TIIIIME WAAARP AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN in russia just because
godsavethequeef replied to your post: also i like copying things at staples I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT LIKED THAT FEELING! omg no way you too soulmates 4 lyfe i just put the time warp on repaeat on my itunes omg my life dont you love how i make one post into eighty two posts isnt it adorable who wants to adopt me
also i start too many posts with also is it...
also i bet is one of my top words who wants to go check for me actually dont okay but i have to go now okay also my sister stabbed me in the arm with a pen hooray i just love children theyre so adorable but no
also i like copying things at staples
because when the papers come out of the copier then theyre all nice and warm and you can put them on your face and it feels nice why am i telling you this
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allthenobodyppl replied to your photo: how does this happen thouygh do you like stab a… *whispers* I accidentally did that once actually. I was like 8. The pencil was one of those wooden ones and it was super sharp. It rolled off my desk and I went to catch it. The point ended up going right into my palm, but it didn’t go through. oh i dont know what to say to thsi
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